today my 45 yr old government professor began his lecture with “check it out, homie” and threw up a peace sign
it’s the little things in life that make me happy
I can literally drink only 1 whiskey/coke and feel gr888
I kinda love being a lightweight
It’s pretty disturbing when Paul Walker dies and everyone is freaking out and crying but you tell a college student Nelson Mandela passes and they say “Who?”
Hey Atheists: If Earth is “billions of years old,” then why is it only 2013?
fscience damn it. shit. fuck. how did we overlook this. f uck